December 2011
Anonymous asked: i would love to be your midnight kiss tonight :)
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lots of wine with my ladies :]
Anonymous asked: i think you're so cool and i wish we could hang out!
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so many episodes of beyond scared straight.
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eating a thousand oranges (yuck), chugging tea & gallons of water, and turning my bathroom into a sauna. i refuse to get any sicker.
matthewgraham asked: Laura your such a cute person haha
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oh, and last night i had a dream that it was raining fruity pebbles. t’was beautiful.
worst cold ever :[
I give you the 2012 Republican Presidential...
Michele Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michele Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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There’s always something untouchable and lonely about a Pisces woman, however...
– Element Encyclopedia of Birthdays - Theresa Cheung (via cestness)
laura, snap out of it.
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i want a cigarette
i rarely smoke, yet i am so very badly craving one.
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To the stupid girls breaking my best friends'...
You’re idiots. Those boys are the most kind, sincere fellas you will ever meet… you will regret this one day.
six blankets, still cold.
i want to cuddle.
eggsbenedict:
onlyboundaries:
I can feel hopeless and bitter as can anyone that I know. And I get that it’s a waste of time, but something inside can’t let it go.
Most Miserable Life. Great song.
“Nicholas Sparks explores the aftermath of a love turned sinister telling the suspenseful story of a woman who must learn to trust again in order to love again. Beautiful yet self-effacing, Katie seems determined to avoid forming personal ties until blah blah blah”
My mother constantly tells me I need to learn to let my guard down again. She just bought me this book… Her...
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I wrote you down a letter before I went to sleep, it had all the secrets I could...
– parting gift - man overboard
i love when people call me by nicknames.
Anonymous asked: I either keep forgetting how utterly pretty you are, of you keep getting prettier and prettier. I can't tell, but either way you're just so bloody beautiful.
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Do you fall in love often? Yes often. With a view, with a book, with a dog, a...
– Jeanette Winterson (via misswallflower)
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my sister pantsed me while i was going up the stairs. i then fell down the entire flight with my pants around my ankles. merry christmas.
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